Monday, December 22, 2008
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Who I am
Popovers?
Why you should vote for me in the 2008 presidential elections
- Hey, your other options don't look that good either.
Things I want to do someday
- joust
- Leave a waitress a 100 dollar tip
- 'Trade lives with someone else oneday, just to see what it is like
- Fiddle like the Fiddler on the Roof on a Roof. Actually, I've done this one. But it was only the pig barn roof, which didn't really count
- Understand what is so great about Sean Bean
- Have a pina colada in a pint glass
- Shoot, as a member of a firing squad, the person to invented automatic toliets, along with his cousin who invented automated phone calls
- ride up and down in an elevator in a prestigous 15-story hotel and convince everyone that enters that I am insane (this may have already happened)
- Dance around during a hall meeting with a purple teddy bear and MILK written on my forehead (don't you think that sounds like a BLAST!?)
- Go hunting for bullfrogs with a bow-and-arrow (there is actually a special season for it here in Oklahoma!)
- Convert a dance floor into a swimming pool like Jimmy Stewart did in Its a Wonderful Life
- Paint a horse green and ride it around just like in LIfe is Beautiful
- Jump out of a window and be caught by Westley or some other good looking dude who doesn't care if I squish him - AS YOU WISH
- Win a round of poker. Just one. That is all I ask.
- be a world champ frisbee player
- go noodling
- go hang-gliding
- Buy something really really expensive and superfluous and gaudy and then return it the next day
- split an atom
- pay off the debts that i am quickly accruing
- Do mission work in a third world country
- have a dalmation dog again
- find a unicorn
- Learn to make faces like Regina
- See gasoline prices at the mythical 99 cents again
- own a 1940's candy apple red Ford pickup truck
- make moonshine
- learn how to do mosaics
- learn to paint - especially murals
- Prank Kyle a really good one
- play hide and seek in the VATICAN library
- Be able to remember people's names as well as Dr. Storm
- Have all my favorite poetry memorized
- Read the complete works of G.K. Chesterton
- Ride a Friesian
- Plant an acre in blueberry bushes and live long enough to reap the harvest every year
- be in a play
- Take a 2-week roadtrip with no specific route or destination
- See Niagra falls
- See the pope
- Butcher a chicken
- learn to play the fiddle, at least better (working on it). And the bodran (working on it too). And the concertina. And the uillean pipes whilst I'm at it.
- let my legs dangle off the cliffs of Moher
- go on a canoe trip
- go skiing
- go waterskiing
Songs I am most likely to sing while washing dishes or in the shower
- Boom Boom Ain't it Great to be Crazy
- any Gaelic Storm song
- any Michael Buble song
- Marry Me, Marianne
- For the Beauty of the Earth
- What a Wonderful World
- You Are My Sunshine
- Walkin on Sunshine
- Hey There Delilah
- I'm Gonna Be
- The Leaving of Liverpool
- Cotton Eyed Joe
- Salve Regina
- Down to the River to Pray
- Country Roads
- Wagon Wheel
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